TLDR: I'm a pilot now. Read on if you want the rest of the story on this 8 month adventure.
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Me and my trusty steed |
So there I was, sitting in the tiny cockpit of a Cessna 152, literally hip-to-hip with the FAA inspector. I'd just cut the engine after demonstrating the two remaining maneuvers on my private pilot check ride. I hadn't nailed my airspeed on the go-around, but the procedure was right and I was pretty sure that the gap was within the test standards. The short-field landing wasn't exactly at the point I'd intended, but I thought I was well within the 200 feet allowed and I definitely landed on center line I was pretty sure that the landing speed was right on, but not very sure...
The inspector didn't seem happy.
He mentioned that I had taken a while to straighten out on final approach. He had comments on a few of my radio calls, but noted that it wasn't that I was wrong, just that he would have done things differently. He wound up his head set and opened the door.
"Well, I need to go in and do the paperwork." I knew he had to do paperwork. Wanted to know: the GOOD paperwork, or the BAD paperwork!?!?
Stepping out and without even a hint of a smile, he continued, "congratulations."
He walked away, leaving me to push the plane back, pack up my gear and vow to never push my chips in against this guy in a poker game.
It had been an adventure. I got my pilot's license almost exactly 8 months after my first flight. I had 55 hours of total time logged, 15 more than the required 40, but 5 fewer than the national average of 60. I'd wanted to do it faster and in fewer hours. It would have been cheaper that way, and there had been opportunities for cool trips this fall that I could have taken had if I had earned my license by then. I also don't prefer to excuse half-assed efforts from myself.
Half-assed might be overstatement, but I had been less than 100% focused. Working for a startup is always a bit of a demanding enterprise, and I have contract work obligations above and beyond my normal day job. I have a rugby team commitment as well, which means practices, gym time, games and team functions. I have a frisbee habit to deal with. The Guinness at Dargan's Irish Pub doesn't drink itself and RG3 won't cheer for himself. Basically, if I had committed to "dropping everything," there would have been more than enough "things" to drop. But I didn't drop everything, so I'd have to put up with a less-than-optimal pace.
Beyond that, there were elements beyond my control.
I fly out of a busy airport with commercial jet traffic and many radio frequencies. That's actually great experience, but it means that it takes longer to get from the ramp to the runway, longer to get cleared to take off, longer to get from the airport to an area suitable for practicing maneuvers, and a more crowded pattern. A more crowded pattern means fewer practice landings per hour.
My plane went in for a major engine overhaul once, forcing me to compete with other students for time in another type of plane. That meant extra time learning the new machine and less availability for lessons. Although my first solo was in the same 152 that I used for the check ride, I later completed the requirements to be endorsed for solo flight in a 172 as well. This is also good experience, but it added to the time and cost of my training.
The 152 came back from the engine work for a while, then went back in for an avionics refresh that took the better part of a month. I continued with my cross country training (in the 172), but had to wait for the 152 to come back before I could prepare for the check ride.
Once they plane DID come, back, I scheduled a check ride. My first at the check ride started a few hours behind schedule due to a delay with the paperwork of the student being examined before me. That meant less daylight for me to do my portion of the flight. I completed the cross country, ground reference maneuvers, emergency maneuvers and stalls required, but had to discontinue the test due to failing light before I could demonstrate the performance take offs and landings.
My second attempt at the check ride was on a day that started calm but ended up with a stiff cross wind. I made it through most of the maneuvers but left without passing the short-field or go-around.
After the second attempt, all I had left was 15 minutes. Two trips around the pattern and one landing. I went up with my instructor for a last practice session before the plane went in for 100 hour maintenance. The plane was scheduled to come back on Monday morning and the final section of the check ride was scheduled for Tuesday morning.
By Monday night, the plane still wasn't back, so we canceled the Tuesday appointment. Wednesday came and went so that took us into Thanksgiving. I figured we'd have to wait until after the holiday weekend and reschedule. My first attempt at the check ride was on November 4th. I joked with my instructor about whether I would finally wrap it up within the same month or even the same year.
Then I received an unexpected call from my instructor at 5pm on Friday evening. The plane was back, he said, and the inspector was available on Saturday at 1:00pm if I was free. I wasn't free, I'd told some friends that I'd join them for some frisbee on the beach. Now I'm the kind of guy that really likes to play frisbee on the beach, but I wanted to get the check ride in while I had the opportunity. I told my instructor I was free and asked if I could stop by an hour early for a few practice laps and to get things ready to go before the inspector arrived.
I slept in and spent the morning going over the Pilot Test Standards for the teeny, tiny, eensy, weensy portion of my check ride that remained. I triple-checked my head phone batteries, made sure that I had the weight-and-balance right and I didn't bust for taking off over gross weight, and generally tried to make sure that there was no chance in hell that I would need a fourth run at this thing.
At 11:00, the inspector called and said that he'd wrapped up at Oxnard and was heading over to Santa Barbara presently. He'd be there at 11:00, an hour and a half earlier than I'd expected. He said that if I wasn't ready he'd be happy to head to a nearby restaurant or something and wait for me to show up. I hadn't even cooked my breakfast yet! I liked the idea of having things ready to go when he got there much more than the idea of him twiddling his thumbs over pilot bar brunch thinking up creative ways to pink slip me.
Maybe I was a bit eager or impatient, but what do you expect? We call this space "Mr. Pinto's Adventures," not "Mr. Pinto takes it easy, has a pleasant and un-rushed breakfast and then embarks upon an errand in due course." I told the inspector that I was on my way, put an energy bar in my flight bag, checked my headset batteries and paperwork for the umpteenth time and got in the car.
The earlier start meant a bit of a rushed feeling and no practice laps, but the reality was that I wasn't getting any more ready. I'd re-read the PTS enough, I'd had enough fun with the head set batteries. I woke up that morning with 166 landings to my name and all I had to do was make 167 as good as 166.
I got to the airport and was halfway through pre-flight when the inspector arrived. I gave him the paperwork materials he needed, finished the pre-flight and it was time to go. It's one thing to be impatient or to rush through breakfast, it's another when flying: I slowly and carefully went through all of my check lists and procedures.
The wind had been calm when I arrived at the airport, but it was both shifting and increasing as we did our pre-flight run-up. It was still well below what I'd dealt with the last time, but I resolved to monitor the situation on my first time around the pattern. The sky was brilliantly clear.
The first time around the pattern I set up to land. I wasn't going to land though - at some point the inspector was supposed to call for the go around. He didn't rush in that obligation. felt like I was almost over the numbers by the time he told me to climb out. The maneuver went fine and the cross wind wasn't terrible, but it was definitely there. I had a decision to make.
You always want to land into the wind, but doubly so when you've got a short field. The head wind lowers the plane's ground speed, which means that your brakes have less work to do once you land. A cross wind doesn't give you that assistance. Even worse, you have the distraction of managing the cross wind itself. Failure to do so could lead to landing off of center line, an automatic and immediate failure on a check ride. Of course I've been trained to manage a cross wind, but it does add to the degree of difficulty.
So the decision was: do I take my assigned runway (runway 15) and accept the cross wind? Or do I request the big perpendicular runway (runway 25, the one that the big jets use)?
I have "home field advantage" on 15. Of my 166 landings at the time, probably 150 of them were on runway 15. I know all the little landmarks that for when to turn. It's very easy for me to tell if I'm coming in high or low. If the tower sends me off into the hills in order to make room for other landing traffic, I'd more easily be able to get my approach back on track.
15 is also a smaller runway, which in this case is an advantage. Landing a tiny plane on a big runway actually leads to optical illusion - the runway is larger than you're used to, so your brain thinks it's closer and lower than it actually is. As a pilot who frequently lands on smaller fields, you have to be aware of that illusion when attempting a precision maneuver on a big runway. Of course there's no real-world reason why you WOULD need to attempt a precision maneuver on a big runway - big runways are flat, hard, long and wide. Landing a tiny plane on one is incredibly easy. This wasn't the real world though, this was a contrived test example, so I had additional requirements. The runway might have been big in my eyes, but not in the test standards. If I didn't land on the centerline, within 200 feet of a designated spot and at a very low speed, I'd fail - even if the landing was perfectly smooth and safe.
There were other disadvantages to 25 as well. I knew there was a plane on short final for that runway already and a jet had been vectored in from a ways out. I would have to either squeeze in between the two of them or get delayed by the tower in order to space me behind the jet. If that happened they might send me on an "extended downwind" away from the airport environment where I wouldn't have the usual visual cues for starting my descent. Big jets might like straight-in approaches, but I'm not used to them so I'd have to focus on my altitude. Not a huge problem, but it would raise the level of difficulty.
Those are the cons, but there was one huge pro: the inspector had criticized me the last time out for using 15 even though I had to fight a cross wind. Another pro: I'd practiced on 25 the week before, just in case this situation arose.
The spacing situation with other traffic was an issue, but if I didn't like the approach I could always go around and try again. I'd only fail if I actually landed the plane outside of standards. Besides, extended down winds or 360s for spacing happen all the time at my airport, so I'm probably more accustomed to landing in those situations than most pilots at my extremely low level of experience.
By the time I was over the ocean, I knew that I was going to take 25. I was confident that I could hit the landing on either runway. Really, it's a silly decision to play up: pilots have to be able to land planes. In cross winds, on short fields, on big runways, with the engine dead or on fire, in a house, with a mouse, etc. We train for all of those things. The thing is though - the check ride isn't just about the maneuvers and the landings. The inspector is also instructed to judge students on their decision making. I'd already been criticized for taking a cross wind when I had a head wind available. I might make a new mistake, but I wasn't about to make the same mistake twice! Even though the wind was lighter than it had been the last time around, I had no hesitation in asking for 25.
The controller cleared me for 25, behind the plane on short final and in front of the jet. As expected, I was asked to make a short approach. That's the opposite of what I wanted - you want a wider pattern and longer approach for a short-field landing because you have more time to get your airspeed dialed in. I weighed the go around option but opted to give the approach a shot. The inspector allowed me to pick a target point that was a little ways down the runway. That gave me a more normal approach in terms of length, but I'd have to ignore the normal targets that I use for landings - the numbers on the runway and the slope indicator (when present, as it is on 25).
The short-field approach speed for a C152 is 54 knots. For the past quarter mile I probably never went below 54 or above 56. Dialed in. I crossed the numbers to the left of center line. I flicked the right wing down and nudged the rudder to line up, rounded out, flared and dropped it right where I wanted it.
That's pretty much exactly the same thing the time I did when I failed on 15 with the cross wind. The last second center line adjustment meant I had my eyes out of the plane and didn't know what my touch down speed was. I knew my approach speed was dead on, but my first failure was for touch down speed, not approach speed. Touch down should be way lower as you "flare" the nose of the plane up which should slow you down. I'd done that, but I don't know HOW slow I'd gotten it. The inspector offered no assistance on the matter. Other than mentioning the center line, the didn't say anything one way or the other.
I got on the radio with ground, worked out the taxi instructions back to my parking area, taxied over and shut down.
So there I was, sitting in the tiny cockpit of a Cessna 152, literally hip-to-hip with the FAA inspector....
As adventures go, getting my PPL is right up there on my lifetime list. Humans dreamt of powered flight for a long long time before we eventually figured it out. I'm extremely fortunate to be alive in a time and place where it's a possibility for a normal bloke like myself.
It was time to celebrate.
I've wanted a bottle of Laphroaig Quarter Cask for some time. Back in the summer, I promised myself that I'd get one to celebrate earning my license. So after picking up Melch, it was off to BevMo for an important errand.
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Tastes like victory |
After that and a delicious meal at Eureka, we had some friends over for drinks and a viewing of Top Gun. If you ever want to know what private pilot training is like, just watch Top Gun. It's pretty much a documentary of what I went through. =)
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High fives all around! |
That's all there is to that, but expect more aeronautical adventures in this space!